The Moon is closer during a supermoon and you’ll be able to tell because it looks much bigger and brighter, but your photos of it will still suck.
You can still send me the photos you took and I will appreciate them, as well as appreciate that you thought of me when you saw the Moon. No, I don’t get tired of talking about it.
It is a long road that has no return.
If you stick three Lego bricks along the side of your desk and then put three Lego minifigures on them, they can hold your charging cables and you can have Darth Vader or whoever holding your iPhone charger. This will be a lot more work than just letting the chargers fall to the ground, and you’ll need to make a video about it to post on Instagram so you can tell people about it and hope to justify the time and effort you’ve put into it. It won’t be worth it.
You don’t need a bread basket. You can simply put the bread in the pantry, with the peanut butter and other ingredients. Everything will be fine.
If you buy a seasonal bath mat chosen by your children, the citrus fruit motif with the phrase “welcome summer” will seem strange to you in late September.
Enough is as good as a feast.
If you add a bunch of unnecessary things to your Amazon cart, you can check prices every morning instead of reading the headlines and feel a little better, but somehow also a little worse, as the day goes on.
The sun is important for your well-being. You should do your best to see it as often as possible and ideally feel it on your skin at least once a day. This is hard to do when you’re sad, but then it’s even more important.
Health is better than wealth.
If you go for a walk, you will feel better, but you won’t feel the truth of this until you have started the walk. The mood lift that results from a walk may or may not occur depending on whether you are wearing shoes. This superposition of emotional states is a fact of quantum physics.
The road to hell is paved with slippery grease sold by absolutely idiotic and ill-intentioned liars, and many things are sliding down it, even now, but we have ways to stop this slide, which not many of us are using. We must stop the cobblestone and slippery road to hell using all the tools and skills at our disposal.
Vaccines prevent communicable diseases.
No matter how long the day is, the night comes.
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Image: Supermoon over the Sangre de Cristo Mountain Range, Wikimedia Commons
